CHAT LOGS

Here's some fire shit from our chat logs famalam:

Slav doesn't know porn is legal

[21:44] Slavus Maximus: The First Amendment protects obscenity.
[21:44] Slavus Maximus: y /n ?
[21:44] Mav: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=does+the+first+amendment+protect+obscenity
LMGTFY
[21:45] Slavus Maximus: Question 16: Is pornography legal? True or false
[21:46] Mav: false
[21:46] Me: uh
[21:46] Me: Slav
[21:46] Me: the fact you just went to ehentai
[21:46] Me: should be obvious
[21:46] Slavus Maximus: why is porn legal but hentai isnt
[21:46] Me: uuuuuuuuuuuuh
[21:46] Me: it is
[21:46] Me: legal
[21:47] Me: i hope ur not le trollin

(Slav gets it wrong)

[21:48] Slavus Maximus: so shouting fire in crowded theater is illegal, but porn is legal?
[21:48] Slavus Maximus: dang
[21:48] Mav: WHY
[21:48] Mav: DID
[21:48] Mav: YOU
[21:48] Slavus Maximus: woobalabadub
[21:48] Mav: BELIEVE
[21:48] Mav: ME
[21:48] Mav: YOU
[21:48] Mav: FUCKING
[21:48] Slavus Maximus: WOOBALABUDUB
[21:48] Slavus Maximus: WOOBALABADUB
[21:48] Mav: @Me since we have a confirmed retard here
[21:49] Slavus Maximus: :sonic:
[21:49] Mav: you can disable notifications for this server as admin
[21:49] Slavus Maximus: :see_no_evil:
[21:49] Slavus Maximus: :monkey_face:
[21:49] Mav: when are you giving me admin so i can fix everything you broke :^)
[21:49] Mav: @Me ty

Slav has never played a sci-fi game (wow so weird!!)

[22:18] Slavus Maximus: wait no mans sky still exists?
[22:18] Slavus Maximus: and it just got a new dlc?
[22:24] Me: got update i think
[22:24] Me: dont buy tho
[22:24] Me: its still shit
[22:27] Slavus Maximus: shit
[22:27] Slavus Maximus: i already did
[22:27] Me: kek
[22:28] Slavus Maximus: i will reveal you a secret
[22:28] Slavus Maximus: i have never ever
[22:28] Slavus Maximus: played a game
[22:28] Slavus Maximus: that is scifi
[22:28] Slavus Maximus: shit
[22:28] Slavus Maximus: like flying out to space
[22:28] Slavus Maximus: games like
[22:28] Slavus Maximus: starcraft
[22:28] Slavus Maximus: no manssky
[22:28] Mav: >sci-fi
[22:28] Mav: >going to space
[22:28] Mav: last i checked
[22:28] Mav: going into space
[22:28] Me: >playing games
[22:28] Mav: was not
[22:28] Mav: fiction
[22:28] Mav: :^)
[22:28] Me: kek
[22:28] Mav: except the moon landing
[22:28] Slavus Maximus: fck off Mav
[22:29] Mav: 100% fiction
[22:29] Mav: everything else tho
[22:29] Slavus Maximus: u always have to ruin
[22:29] Slavus Maximus: this shit
[22:29] Mav: fucking real
[22:29] Slavus Maximus: im done talking
[22:29] Me: kekkkk
[22:29] Mav: WOW
[22:29] Mav: OK
[22:29] Me: thats goin on the chatlogs lol

12 year old rages after we kick him from a CSGO competitive game for dicking around

9:45 PM - Song time with Doog[redacted]: thanks
9:45 PM - Cpt. T: np
9:47 PM - Song time with Doog[redacted]: I JUST SPENT THE LAST 7 FUCKING DAYS OF SPRING BREAK WAITING AND NOW IT JUST FINISHED AND NOW YOU MUTHER FUCKER GOT ME A NOTHER FUCK 7 DAY FUCKING BAN SO FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR FAMILY YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKING BASTERED FAGGOT NIGGER BITCH PENIS
9:47 PM - Song time with Doog[redacted]: oh and i didnt like how you kicked me
9:47 PM - Song time with Doog[redacted]: FAGGOT
9:48 PM - Cpt. T: lol bummer dude

*doogmeister gets so enraged he posts on T's Steam profile*

Song time with Doog[redacted] (Doog[redacted] (little kid)) - 32 minutes ago: he cyber bulied me :(

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Literally a month later, Doogie PMs me during a competitive CSGO match:

19:10 - Song time with Doog[redacted]: who are you?
19:10 - Song time with Doog[redacted]: im gona unfriend all random people
19:11 - Song time with Doog[redacted]: tell me if you want to be friends
19:11 - Song time with Doog[redacted]: wait you got me a ban
19:11 - Song time with Doog[redacted]: ...
19:11 - Song time with Doog[redacted]: bye
19:12 - Song time with Doog[redacted] is now Offline.
19:12 - Me: im in a game dumbass
19:12 - Song time with Doog[redacted] is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.
19:12 - Me: jfc
19:13 - Me: lol how do you not remember me doogmeister